Funny blonde jokes and short blonde jokes have a reputation for being rude and dirty, but I think they’re really funny jokes. Thats why I’ve decided to create this site, because I’d like to share a couple of blond and brunette jokes with you all.

Oh yeah… I do actually love rude jokes and dirty jokes, I was just making a point above about how short blonde jokes seem to have got a name for being offensive.

Before I go rambling on lets have some short jokes…

What do you do if a blond throws a pin at you ?
Run like hell cause she got a grenade in her hand!

And heres another funny…

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for the nearest frozen lake. After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut in the ice.
Suddenly, from the sky, a voice boomed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”
Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice and began to cut yet another hole. Again, from the heavens, the voice bellowed, “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”
The blonde, now quite worried, moved way down to the opposite end of the ice, sat up her stool, and tried again to cut her hole. The voice came once more: “THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!”
She stopped, looked skyward, and said, “Is that you, Lord?”
The voice replied, “No, I’m the Ice-Rink Manager!”

Thats one of the more funny blonde jokes! I’ve got some great stuff now…

Now lets have one last blonde joke…

Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away.”

The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, “Why don’t you go home for the day…we aren’t terribly busy. Just take
the day off and go relax.”

Sally very calmly states, “No I’d be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here.”

The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. “If you need anything just let me know” says the boss.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically.

He rushes over an asks, “What’s the matter now? Are you going to be ok?”

Sally breaks down in tears. “I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!”

I wanted to crack on with a couple of irish jokes and other such humor, but I guess that’ll be a good starting point next time when I piblish my next batch of funny blonde jokes!

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